- Funny Person: Hey, I sure am in this location right now.
- (Straight Person enters)
- Straight Person: Excuse me, Funny Person?
- Funny Person: Yes?
- Straight Person: What's the deal with this odd occurrence that's currently happening?
- Funny Person: Oh, that's just our wacky premise.
- Straight Person: Your what?
- Funny Person: Our wacky premise. It's because of this just-on-the-side-of-plausible justification.
- Straight Person: Wait, so you're doing this reasonable assumption?
- Funny Person: No, we're doing this humorous example.
- (Continue for about two more humorous examples of escalating silliness)
- Straight Person: What you're doing is wrong! I will now explain to you why this doesn't work in our reasonable society!
- Funny Person: Wow. You may be right. I guess I will stop with the wacky premise.
- (Secretary enters)
- Secretary: Hey, Funny Person? Something's happening that either reverses what we know or proves it to be worse than originally assumed.
- (Everyone smiles at audience. Play popular song from the 80s whose chorus glancingly references the premise. Wait for huge stacks of sketch cash as well as pussy and/or dick depending on your personal preference)
June 2013
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October 2012
4 posts
If you are in Chicago and you participated in National Sketch Writing Month, you are invited to come to an open mic/sketch reading party on October 7th. Bring copies of your favorite sketches you wrote for this year’s NaSkeWriMo and we will read it together.
Chicago NaSkeWriMo Jam
@Upstairs Gallery
Sunday, October 7th, 7:30pm
FREE (suggested donation $5)
BYOB & BYO(S)ketches
Well everyone, the month is almost over, and as you scramble to get your counts up to 30, here’s the info on some of the upcoming showcases.
For New York, from Andy Beckerman:
Hi NaSkeWriMo participants!
On Friday, October 12th at midnight at UCB Chelsea, we will be putting up a show…By popular demand, the submission deadline has been extended to Friday! Get those sketches in or sign up to join our pool of actors.
Hey, everybody! Check this out and pass it along! In case you didn’t know, there’s going to be a NaSkeWriMo showcase show at Chelsea! I did this last year as a writer and had a ridiculously fun time. This year, I’m joining Andy and Will in reading every sketch we receive and throwing this show together.
All fun people, submit!
hypehypehype
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*if you would like to be removed from this list, or are supposed to be on it but aren’t, let us know.
September 2012
7 posts
Just one more day in September after this one—will you make it to 30 sketches? We’ll be posting everyone who does, so write ‘em up!
(this post was mostly an excuse to use the word ‘penultimate’)
Well everyone, the month is almost over, and as you scramble to get your counts up to 30, here’s the info on some of the upcoming showcases.
For New York, from Andy Beckerman:
Hi NaSkeWriMo participants!
On Friday, October 12th at midnight at UCB Chelsea, we will be putting up a show featuring sketches written as part of NaSkeWriMo (http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/shows/view/2846). Participation in the show is open to anyone who wrote as part of NaSkeWriMo. Just sign up with the form below and perform your favorite piece from this month!
What we’re looking for is people who want to put together an actual staged show. If you don’t know any actors, we’ll do our best to help you find some people. And if you want to help out, why not volunteer to act in someone else’s sketch?
Sketches should be no longer than five minutes and should have minimal tech cues, since the tech guy will be doing this cold.Deadline to sign up is Wednesday, October 3rd at midnight. If accepted, we’ll inform you by Sunday the 7th. We are accepting sketches on a first-come, first-served basis.
If you have any questions, you can let us know at naskewrimoshow [at] gmail.com.
Sign up here:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/viewform?formkey=dEFHTnVGYnNUcWtPWDBKVEh5TlN4c3c6MQ
your pals,
Jon, Will and Andy
And for Chicago, from Kevin Mullaney:
Chicago here: https://www.facebook.com/events/355565351190139/
If you have any questions, drop us a line! Happy September y’all! Keep writing!
If you are in Chicago and you are participating in National Sketch Writing Month, you are invited to come to an open mic/sketch reading party on October 7th. Bring copies of your favorite sketches you wrote for this year’s NaSkeWriMo and we will read it together.
NaSkeWriMo Chicago Afterword
@Upstairs Gallery
Sunday, October 7th, 7:30pm
FREE (suggested donation $5)
BYOB & BYO(S)ketches
Sick of typing your sketches into Microsoft Word? Hate it when you edit a line and end up screwing up the formatting? Can’t get solid notes back on your scripts because no one can figure out what’s stage direction and what’s dialogue?
Switch to a script writing program. They’re designed to format your script in a readable and professional way so you can focus on what matters—the comedy.
We recommend Celtx, which is free. The software is easily usable, and allows you to export your scripts in .pdf (which you can upload to google docs and share on our website, if you’d like) or in .txt (which you can then copy and paste into your blog or into a word document, if you prefer that).
Happy September y’all! Keep writing!
I’m working on getting a show together in early October, really more of a gathering/party/celebration/open mic to share our sketches. If you are a Chicagoan and you are participating in NaSkeWriMo, follow the main Tumblr and look for posts tagged ‘Chicago naskewrimo’.
-Mullaney
The site for the National Sketch Writing Month is ready for your sketches. Record your progress and share your sketches.
August 2012
8 posts
…and that means it’s almost NaSkeWriMo! Want to participate? You can log your sketches (and share them if you like) at our website. You can also join our facebook group for updates or, of course, follow our blog here.
What do you have to do? Write a sketch every day for the month of September. What do you get? $2.35/word. Just kidding! We’re poor, you get nothing. (There are plans in the work for showcases in NYC and in Chicago, details to come as they’re clarified.)
Happy September, y’all!